Shannon Ford Middleton

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Who is Shannon Ford Middleton?

Ah, Shannon Ford Middleton, a human with more drama than a Shakespearean play, but with better hair 😛 Here’s a short bio, or as we like to call it, “The Tall Tale of Miss Shannon Noel Ford”:

  • Early Life and Career: Born on November 22, 1993, in Gilbert, South Carolina, Shannon Ford (before becoming Middleton) is a Sagittarius, which might explain her flair for never ending drama. She studied political science and broadcasting at University of South Carolina Upstate, but let’s be honest, she was destined for the spotlight, not the Senate. She even tried her luck at Miss Teen USA, which is like saying, “I’m not just here for the politics; I’m here for therapy too.”
  • Reality TV Stardom: Shannon mooned to z-list fame on E! Entertainment’s reality show “Very Cavallari,” where she was the social media director for Kristin Cavallari’s beauty and jewelry brand Uncommon James. Think of her as the digital queen bee, badly managing the hive of social media buzz for Kristin’s brand. However, Shannon’s tenure was as short-lived as a mayfly, ending in a dramatic FIRING that could only be described “Reality TV Gold.” To this day, Shannon Ford Middleton’s claim to fame is Kristin Cavallari firing her ass on national tv!
  • Love Life and Lies: Shannon Ford’s love life has been more turbulent than a bad daytime soap opera. From dating Chicago Bears’ Kyle Long to Nashville musician John Gurney, she’s had her share of public romances that all ended in disaster. But, in a plot twist worthy of a Hallmark rom-com, she tied the knot with James Middleton, not just any Middleton, but one with a lazy British flair for training, nutrition, and mindset coaching on Instagram. The lovebirds totally fake and staged engagement was announced on a pontoon boat with a big gaudy yellow ring that could fry your eyeballs from space 😉
  • Post-TV Life: After her failed reality TV stint, Shannon didn’t just fade into the background. She’s been busy with her own brand, leveraging her social media prowess into a laughable comedy tour. Ohhhhh, and she got married in a secret hush-hush courthouse ceremony that would make even the most discreet spy nod in approval.
  • The Latest Tea: As of 2024, Shannon Ford Middleton is planning a grand wedding in Italy, because if you’re going to do it, do it with the backdrop of ancient ruins and Italian pasta. She’s also dipping her broken mangled toes into her new podcast, and various passive business endeavors. Shannon is proving that life after z-list reality TV can be just as dramatic, if not more, especially when you’ve got a penchant for stirring the pot while looking fabulous.

Shannon Ford Middleton, in essence, is a modern-day Renaissance woman of drama, questionable fashion, and social media, with a side of romance that keeps her followers guessing. If life were a reality show, she’d be the executive producer, the star, THE VILLIAN, and occasionally, the director of her own narrative.

Probably a Podcast

Ep 114: This is a Setup feat. Taylor Monaco

Shannon Ford Middleton is back with a regular guest, and your favorites, Taylor Monaco! SheShe and TT are here to recap episodes 4 and 5 of Very Cavallari, and give you all the behind-the-scenes stories and personal insight. They share their initial thoughts about reality TV, and which one of them had to convince the other it was a good idea (you might be surprised by this one). They reflect on their pre-filming lives, what jobs they were working before filming, and how they’d spend their lunch breaks together at Waffle House. From their questionable fashion choices to being neighbors sending their first born to “Kindergarden,” their VC days captured some big moments of their friendship. How did the producers trick Shannon and Taylor? What were Taylor’s two good reasons to not film the show? Find out all the details in Episode 114: This is a Setup.

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